so my dad has been making bird noises for the last hour and finally I was like dad are you trying to summon me or something like what are you doing
then he goes “oh good you got my tweet” and giggled manically
my dad thinks hes famous now, he keeps asking me to check the notes
Your dad-pure genius
Seasons according to the North
IT IS THAT DAY IN MARCH TODAY
ITS SO WARM IT’S LIKE 50 OUTSIDE
ITS OVER 60 HERE AND ITS SUPPOSED TO SNOW TOMORROW WHAT IS THIS
IT’S THE DAY
NO BUT REALLY IT GOT TO THE HIGH FORTIES AND I WORE SHORT SLEEVES OUTSIDE I WASN’T EVEN WEARING A JACKET YET I WAS FUCKING SWEATING.
AND NOW IT’S GOING TO FUCKING SNOW WHAT
What happened? Why didn’t it work? Because it’s not science, Lydia. It’s supernatural. I did my part; now give me the name.
What name? What are you talking about?
Lydia. A deal is a deal, even with me. … Malia.
COULD THIS BE ANY MORE ACCURATE
THIS IS THE MOST WONDERFULLY ACCURATE THING I’VE EVER LAID MY EYES ON
This is the most accurate thing I have ever seen.
and then reading it again years later